Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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