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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.

(614): View more from Ohio

Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.

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(509): View more from Washington

I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM

(909): View more from California

I'm scared to ask why.....

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1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.

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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?

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The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!

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I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy

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His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.

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Does he smell like BBQ?

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Inside and out.

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