"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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