Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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