i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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