but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
God, I missed his penis.
Shame - the story of my life.
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