I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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