pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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