Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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