brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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