my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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