so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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