Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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