People with herpes should wear stickers.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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