Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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