she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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