Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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