Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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