Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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