Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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