Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(307): View more from Wyoming

try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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(434): View more from Virginia

He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.

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(817): View more from Texas

I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.

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(925): View more from California

I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send

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(770): View more from Georgia

The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex

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(352): View more from Florida

How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?

(1-352): View more from Florida

1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.

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(352): View more from Florida

Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with

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