It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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