What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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