id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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