i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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