omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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