her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Is it because I queefed?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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