Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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