If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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