There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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