I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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