break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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