i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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