Is it normal to miss your booty call?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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