your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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