On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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