honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"