I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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