no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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