There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You took a bar mat shot.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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