i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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