Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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