ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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