Non-Jews are for practice
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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