I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We are two peas in an std pod
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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