you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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