Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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