I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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