i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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