Hey man sorry I got all grabby
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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