so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
