Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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