where does the pee come out of this thing
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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