Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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