I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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