this just has baby written all over it
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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