i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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