I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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