omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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