so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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